the difference between guts and balls..

Guts
Arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say, "You're next."

PS - I know it's a bit strange adding this onto the end of such an insensitive (but funny innit?) post but I'm glad everyone I know who lives in London have not been hurt by the explosions. I hope everyone else out there is ok too.